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The Misadventures of Alex Perez
Book 1 (2009)
The story of Alex Perez, a Panamanian immigrant from Texas who travels through Mexico, and Guatemala, with his fiance' and obstinate future mother-in-law. On the road they encounter a number of colorful characters. These include two young Mexican kids on the lam, a lustful priest, a drunken boat captain with a blind first mate, and a police officer who owns several whorehouses. A satirical take on the clash of cultures between north and south of the U.S border.
ISBN978-1-55885-438-3
The Amorous Antics of Alex Perez
Book 2 (2012)
The story of a scoundrel who tries to find high ground. Throughout his European journey, Alex finds himself in the company of men who chastise his immoral behavior, and women who encourage it. While recuperating in a Paris hospital from two gunshot wounds, God invades his dreams, and shows him what heaven and hell are going to be for him. He also tells Alex the Grim Reaper has been released, and his name is on the list. Knowing God is giving him a second chance, Alex decides to behave and walk the high moral road.
ISBN9781479216499
Alex Perez Mexican Adventures
Book 3 (2013)
Alex Perez, a destitute Panamanian immigrant tries to better himself by going into the adventure business. He hires a crew, and takes American tourists into Mexico on a no-frills, Mayan Archaeological vacation tour. What happens to him, his crew, and his customers will make Murphy’s Law look tame. Before the tour is over, he gets arrested for immoral behavior, his wife files for divorce, and his tour group is run out of the Mexican states of Chiapas, Yucatan, and Quintana Roo.
ISBN9781492333531
Alex Perez Goes to Afghanistan
Book 4 (2016)
Alex is employed as a reporter by a Texas newspaper. He gets an invitation via a nefarious French gunrunner to get the scoop of a lifetime: a face-to-face interview with the reclusive Taliban leader, Mullah, Mohammad Omar. The cleric is wanted by the United States and is supposed to be hiding somewhere in the Kondoz Mountains.
ISBN9781537424750
Alex Perez Returns to Panama
Book 5 (2017)
Alex goes to Panama to look for his missing brother, Salvador. During the search, he is ensnared into a conspiracy by a rouge CIA agent, and an unscrupulous local security officer. Their plan is to steal the CIA money being offered to a defector from the FARC.
ISBN9781981426713
Exploits of a Passionate Man
Book 6 (2020)
Alex is doing time in a northern Mexican jail for stealing a farmer's pants, horse, and his load of plantains. He flees Mexico and goes to Panama, pursued by his pregnant wife. A new character is introduced, Deni Perez, Alex's kid sister. Along with their brother, Salvador, they fight to remove a cartel drug lab from family land in Panama.
ISBN9798644113323
The Adventures of the Danube Sisters
Book 1 (2016)
Princess Jana finds the restraints placed upon her gender unacceptable. She and her older sister, Marika, rebel against family authority and leave home in search of adventure. Along the way, they encounter love, betrayal, war, sorcery, and dragons. Fiction-Fantasy.
ISBN9781533658326
The Adventures of the Danube Sisters
Book 2 (2016)
Jana and her sister, Marika, compete for the attention of the handsome, Fernian prince, Alexis of Aragon. The sisters, with Alexis, decide to conquer the territory of Aburkia, a wild and mystical land inhabited by ghouls, dragons, and Soira, a young sorceress who keeps a man she likes locked in a room. The Arabs invade Calais, they defeat the forces sent to stop them. When the war spills into Soira's territory, she, Alexis, Jana, and Marika, together with an army of ghouls and dragons battle the sandmen.
ISBN9781540563897
The Adventures of the Danube Sisters
Book 3 (2017)
Queen Korina, Alexis' cousin, goes to Aburkia to help fight the sandmen. She schemes and meddles in Uruk, causing the demise of the Kassarov’s rule. Princess Jana is still waiting for Alexis to notice her, while her sister, Marika, on a whim steals his heart with a reckless kiss.
ISBN9781`546434719
The Adventures of the Danube Sisters
Book 4 (2021)
Queen Korina, Alexis' cousin, goes to Aburkia to help fight the sandmen. She schemes and meddles in Uruk, causing the demise of the Kassarov’s rule. Princess Jana is still waiting for Alexis to notice her, while her sister, Marika, on a whim steals his heart with a reckless kiss.
ISBN9781`546434719
(2016)
A menagerie of stories featuring 'A Park Bench and Cigarettes' - The story of a man who finds himself in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, in a park with dead people who think they are alive. Included in the collection: Nurse Miriam (for adults) - Rejali and the Camel - A surreal piece about an Arab prince who is lost in the desert and is rescued by a mouthy Hindu camel. The Last Mango on the Limb - Homage to the Canal Zone, during the end of the American golden age of colonialism - Don Pedro's Cow - a humorous story of a good deed gone wrong - Panamanian folklore, the story of La Tulivieja - Panama's version of La Llorona. And many more.
(2018)
The story of a scandalous love affair between Leopoldo, an amorous Spanish Prince, and the enchantingly beautiful, Marquise Sophie Dubois. An affair that soon engulfs her two daughter, Marguerite and Emmanuelle. The story takes place during the French Revolution. A pseudo historical novel, dealing with political intrigue, the Jacobin Club, the guillotine, and a revolutionary war. For the Love of Lust depicts the classic story of ‘beware of what you wish for' as Leopoldo, obsessed with capturing the minds and bodies of the Dubois females, succeeds. But at what price?
ISBN9781790380725
(2018)
Political and Religious Satire - The story opens with Sebastian Bryant, a city worker in charge of maintaining the structure of the Statue of Liberty. He shows up to work one day and gets the surprise of his life, the statue talks to him. It turns out Lady Liberty is a disgruntled icon. Not pleased with the present state of affairs in the United States, and wants him to tell the nation she will talk to them on the 4th of July. The banter between icon and worker provides the novel's humor. Sebastian reluctantly accepts her request; and you can imagine what he faces when he tries to get the inhabitants of New York, the religious oligarchy, Washington, and the world into believing Lady Liberty will actually speak to them. The message is a good one, and timely.
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